Monday, March 10, 2008

Easter Bunny


Laney raced down the stairs tonight and exclaimed, "Miko! Max went into your bedroom and saw the Easter baskets!"
NO KIDS IN THE MASTER BEDROOM is a rule I established soon after I moved in to maintain some semblance of privacy. During our first week of marriage, I was often awakened by the kids crawling into bed with me, screaming in my face. "MORNING MIKO! I CAN SEE YOUR UNDERWEAR!", and playing hide-and-seek in my closet. Not fun for me!
So the kids understand going into my room is a no-no. Especially this week, as I am in the process of creating their Easter baskets. Candy , toys and plastic eggs are scattered under a desk in our bedroom. I reminded the kids not to enter.
So here is the dialogue between me and Max:
Me: "You knew it was wrong not to enter my room. Why did you do it?"
Max: "Because I forgot!"
Me: "Did you see any Easter baskets in my room?"
Max: "Yes but I only saw Laney's!"
Me: "Really? But they were together! Are you telling me the truth?"
Max: "Well...ok, I saw them both. But I don't remember them!"
Me: "I love you but I need you to listen to me, not lie to me, and not enter my room again. I'm going to return everything and buy new things."
Max: "But don't get rid of the Transformer kite!"

Ah, kids...So sneaky! Jeff deprived Max of his candy treat tonight for lying. I think the jig is up with the Easter Bunny, too. Does that mean they still need baskets? :) All the expense, all the work...but it's a fun tradition. I keep hinting to Jeff that I'd like an Easter basket, too.

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