I thought I was going to die tonight.
It started off as a tease...Jeff & I were standing in the kitchen and I playfully scolded him for being impatient with me...So to get him to apologize, I put the last two chocolate chip cookies behind my back and started breaking off little pieces and putting them in my mouth. "Mmmmmm" I would tease "You better be nicer to me!"...Jeff protested and screamed each time I popped another cookie piece in my mouth. After two bites, he lurched at me to get the cookies behind my back. Meanwhile, I tossed a cookie chunk into my mouth and IT MADE ITS WAY DOWN MY THROAT--WHOLE!!!
I dropped the last cookie on the floor and heaved. Jeff thought I was joking initially but I literally could not breathe. It was the scariest feeling. I couldn't cough, swallow, or speak. Finally, Jeff performed the Hiemlich Maneuver on me. A few abdominal thrusts later, most of the cookie came out.
I continued gagging and heaving a while afterwards. Jeff just said, "Real attractive, Miko. Nice." Of course, he just wanted to watch TV, make out and move on. And that's what we did.
As I'm typing this in bed, I'm listening to the sweet sound of my husband snoring. Talk about attractive! But seriously, I just love being near him. I love watching time rest on his face...snuggling next to him as I try to sleep...feeling safe, loved and really contented. I just love breathing his air.
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